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"A pharmaceutical truck was robbed today, all of the Viagra was stolen, the police have asked the public to be on the lookout for a group of hardened criminals  "
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That's good! Did I ever tell ya about the time my Chihuahua ate a Viagra, we had a Great Dane for about 3 hours.
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"My sister put a sample under her hubbies pillow hoping he would find it and try it out.
He had a stiff neck all day."
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I hear some of the old guys take it at night just to keep from accidentally rolling out of bed.
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" Originally Posted by: bigwheel  I hear some of the old guys take it at night just to keep from accidentally rolling out of bed. It would just be a speed bump for me."
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"My sis' hubby found the viagra under his pillow and was so mad about the stiff neck he flushed 'em down the toilet.
Couldn't put the seat down for a week."
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I heard that a middle aged son sent his 70 yo dad some viagra to try out...after one time his mother threw the bottle down the well.....the pump handle is STILL STANDING UP!!!
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I guess that's how you get hard water. ...sorry, but I had to. 
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I was going thru a few magazines at the local Mosque yesterday, having a real good time and then the rifle jammed.
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As one proud Muslim Daddy tole the other..You know those kids blow up before you know it huh?
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The Administrator wrote that I ain't got nobody on my "Freinds List" Think about it! I'm used to it. I get tired of em pretty fast. I kinda still like my dogs and the crocodile, thats about it.
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Well I will be friends with you badbill. Dry up those crockodile tears..lol.
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Hey, I usually don't type too good this time of night but I'm thinking of a way to automatically pick which bottle drink. I think I'll call it "Rehab Roulette" Almost got it designed, I'll let you know. I gota find a way to put pictures on this Forum?
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Now you lost me a little bit here. What kinda bottles are we picking out? Sounds like maybe Soda Pops since it say something about rehab. Tell me it aint so..gasp..lol. Soda Pops kill folks. High fructose corn syrup..too much salt etc. That stuff hit your liver like a sledge hammer. Now if you really want to rehab...try a big insulated Bubba Cup filled with ice water and little touch of Franzia Chillable Red to just dust off the top. The more you drink of that the healthier you get. It comes in a four gallon box...er woops make that five liters..however much that is. Me and european metrics do not play well together. That is how Eyetalian chillins is taught to drink wine at an early age..or least this what one of em tole me one time. If that aint the issue in question..I take all this back of course. You ever see all them folks from Tenn with rotten teeth? Its a combo of meth an Mountain Dew which does that to a person.
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No, you got me wrong. I don't want to spill the beans just yet but: Think of a Roulette Wheel with space to hold 7-one halve pints of assorted Hootch. You spin the wheel and wherever it stops, you take a drink of that one. If you run out before you pass out, just fill em back up. I'm supposed to have them ready this weekend, I'll let you know.
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Ok well kindly keeps us posted on the project.
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Got it finished in time for a pretty big party at my neighbors house. Worked great, no flaws, just a couple of upgrades needed like bigger bottlrs. I had to refill these about six times. All loved it though. It's been on the net since Sunday. I'll try to send. I never done that before!
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