"Yup, it's official. Every single thing that I swore I'd never need from school, I have lived long enough to regret not having learned more about.
Wannabe distiller who had his first taste of really good, really smooth, licker not too long ago, and lo' and behold, it weren't from an approved vendor.
Hopin' ta keep learnin' and get some direction on how and where to get started."