Rank: Senior Member Groups: Registered
Joined: 10/22/2005(UTC) Posts: 817
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"I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket. Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth."
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Rank: Senior Member Groups: Registered
Joined: 12/10/2009(UTC) Posts: 519
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"Hahahaha I bought into that 100%
I'm so easy to trick.
Happy fourth......................U bin sippin ain't cha?"
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Rank: Senior Member Groups: Registered
Joined: 10/22/2005(UTC) Posts: 817
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" Originally Posted by: LWTCS Hahahaha I bought into that 100%
I'm so easy to trick.
Happy fourth......................U bin sippin ain't cha? Aye, and wish you a joyful fourth also, CAN'T TALK THOUGH, GOT 3 DAMN FROGS IN MY MOUTH. cHEERS! John"
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Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered
Joined: 1/16/2010(UTC) Posts: 453
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Jack Daniels? I'd figure your own shine would have got you more frogs. :)
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Rank: Senior Member Groups: Registered, Moderator Joined: 7/25/2009(UTC) Posts: 2,209
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wacko lol lol--thats good:)
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