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An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, ""Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough.""
""Dad, what are you talking about?"" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," he says. ""I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Chicago and tell her,"" and he hangs up.
Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sister.
She says, ""Like hell they"re getting divorced!"" and calls her father immediately. ""You"re not getting divorced! Don't do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and she hangs up.
The old man turns to his wife and says ""Okay, they"re coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares"
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My 88 year young father has used this on me before...  |
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Well.. It's funny.. I was going to get them both a pair of those "hurry-cane" canes since it looked like a good appliance and at this point they need 'em...but they are on back-order. I called Paa yesterday for FDay, told him they'd be along once they get back in stock... Paa went on for about 20 mins about how he really didn't want them and all this an that..
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