"I couldn't help but overhear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at a bar.

One of the guys says to his buddy, ""Dang, Dave! Are you OK? Because you sure do look mighty tired.""

Dave says, ""Dude I'm exhausted. My new girlfriend wants to have sex all the time, and she is just wearing me out. I just don't know what to do.""

An elder fellow sitting a couple of stools down had also overheard the conversation.

He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says, ""Marry her. That'll put a stop to that!"""