i always counted gas stops and food stops-- i drove 75 to 85 mph on interstates and my friends aways made the same trip in hours less lol

You didn't specify if the "marriage" or "significant Other" handicap was in effect when the question was asked...

Also, some of the rednecks I tend to hand around don't react well to being asked "how does my butt look in these heah Jeans" ? ...Of course, ya never really know...

As far as asking a fellow mate about how long it took to traverse somethin', that's in the He-Man guide, and the listener is always going to say, well, I do ... even faster/less....

The only exemption from this is how long men perform when bumping the uglies... Then, the timespan is reversed, with replies like "I always go almost four hours" when we know damn well that included the time it took to run to the pharmacy for Cialis, a meal to pre-stage the pill, 6 drinks to get the missus/SO properly aligned with the idea, another hour to get the kids outa the house, distillin' down to 4.8 seconds of actual "engagement"

But.. it did take four hours from the idea to execution...

This makes me think about how big the fish was!

I was thinking more like,(you should'a seen the one that got away), or yesterday I thru back a 12 lb Bass!
I even like to watch those bass fishing shows where the guy will catch a fish, hold it as far as he can reach for the camera and declair that two lb fish to weigh 3.5 lbs.
I also wonder about the fisherman that are always kissing their fish, if their love life is that bad maybe they're spending too much time rocking the wrong boat:)